I’m always curious to see how people ended up at my blog, so I like reading the different search engine terms that lead people here. Because I’ve made posts about different conspiracy theories and wacky beliefs, I always see some…er, interesting searches that people type in. Mostly stuff about aliens on the moon or Kevin Trudeau, but today someone got here by typing in probably my favourite search terms yet:
“best telescope for sighting mother ships”
I wonder why they’re only interested in the mother ships? Or maybe they already have the best telescope for sighting the regular ships.
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See, you should count yourself lucky. People find my site through arguably the most bizarre search terms ever — I mean, I’m crass, but not THIS crass.
-nurse testicles
-porno stretch fisting
-girl on horse (I might be reading into this one)
-kkk gay
-your [sic] stupid
-gorilla
I’m confounded. Genuinely.
Wow, those are some interesting search terms…”gorilla” haha that one’s pretty random
Yeah, that comes out of all the silly images I post. Apparently I used one or two pictures of a gorilla at some point, and people on the internet have an unhealthy predilection towards simians. What a wacky world we live in.